Jake likes a girl. Her name is Bella. Bella likes a different fella.
See this vamp? This is Ed. Ed is pale. Ed is dead.
Ed saved Bella from a van. Ed must be a special man.
Ed won’t kill boys. He won’t kill girls. Ed gets fed on deer and squirrels.
This is James. He’s a tracker. He’s a sort of vamp attacker.
James hunts Bella for a thrill. Will Ed kill him? Yes, he will.
But James gave her a little bite. Will she be a vamp? She might!
Edward fixes Bella’s cut. She won’t be a vampire. But…
She becomes one. Read some more. She’s a vampire in book 4.
Twilight, by Dr. Seuss
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